Friday, March 21, 2008

Obama Piqued by Clintons’ Adoption of Ethiopian Girl

Presidential hopeful Barack Obama told reporters today he is “outraged” by Bill and Hillary Clinton’s decision to adopt a three-year-old Ethiopian girl named Sahara. “I’m the black candidate in this race,” Obama said. “This really is hitting below the belt.” Sources confirm that both of the child’s biological parents are black.

The Clintons deny that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt helped to expedite the adoption. According to a spokeswoman for Hillary: “It was actually all Madonna’s idea.”

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