Obama Sneeze Video Rockets To The Top of You Tube

We're still trying to figure out why this video of President-elect Barack Obama sneezing on a reporter has garnered so many You Tube votes...

Obama Abandons Blackberry, Buys Typewritter

Faced with the near certain prospect of having to give up his Blackberry for security reasons, President-elect Barack Obama has purchased a vintage Remington typewritter for his personal use, sources close to Obama told Obama Headline News. "They've got him running scared," one insider said. "He knows his computer can be hacked, too, so he's not taking any chances."

What's puzzling, the insider said, is that Obama insists on propping the typewritter on his shoulder so that he can lean it against his ear. "He always had the Blackberry glued to his ear," the insider said. "I guess old habits die hard. But, man, that's going to hurt after a while."

Michelle Obama Busted For Election Night Fashion Faux Pas

Michelle Obama is BUSTED for her Election Night fashion faux pas and Officer Bob is throwing away the key. The first installment in our new series, White House Fashion Police Man.

Obama Eyes Hillary Clinton For Role As Nation's First Official Back Seat Driver

Marathon campaigner Hillary Clinton may soon get a new role as the nation's first official back seat driver. President-elect Barack Obama is seriously considering the former First Lady and New York Senator for the coveted position of Secretary of State, Obama officials said.

Inspired by his reading of Doris Kearns Goodwin's book Team of Rivals, an account of the leadership strategy of Abraham Lincoln, Obama apparently is pondering the possibility of installing his own slate of high-strung, attention-starved, fractitious politicians in his cabinet.

“It’s like throwing a dozen alley cats into a burlap bag and tying it shut,” one insider said. "I think it could work!"

Others in the Obama administration-in-waiting are less sanguine, however. "It's a train wreck waiting to happen," another source in the Obama camp cautioned. "That whole team of rivals thing was great for friggin’ Lincoln. But that was like a million years ago. I can just hear Hillary now: 'Turn here, go back, turn there, pull over, I have to pee.' Buckle your seatbelts, everybody. If she gets the post, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”

Malia Obama's Election Night Dress Stirring A Fashion Frenzy

Though her Mom's election night ensemble was a major fashion flop, Malia Obama's red silk taffeta dress has rocketed to the top ranks of coveted tweenwear. Stores that carried the $110 Precious Jewels Party Dress With Bubble Hem from Biscotti Girls said supplies are quickly being depleted. Last we checked, Neiman Marcus still had a size 8 and Nordstrom, where Michelle Obama bought Malia's dress, carried the 16.

Nancy Reagan Reportedly Planning First Seance With Ronald Reagan

Nancy Reagan never did perform a seance during Ronald Reagan's White House Years. But, according to sources, Barack Obama's quip about the astrology-loving former First Lady during a press conference in Chicago yesterday has planted a seed in Mrs. Reagan's mind. "She's actually very thankful that Obama brought up the subject," one insider said, adding that Mrs. Reagan plans to begin researching how to hold a seance as early as today.

Mrs. Reagan has admitted recently that she misses her husband more than ever. In May, 2007, she told Good Morning America anchor, Diane Sawyer: "I keep thinking of all those people who said time ... it'll be much better in time...Well, not for me. If anything, -- it's gotten worse. ... I miss him more. I'm remembering more little things that we did together. It's harder."

If Mrs. Reagan is successful, Obama would be very interested in speaking with the "non-living" president, too, a spokewoman for the President-elect said this morning. "He's trying to gather as much advice as he can from former presidents, and he is an enormous admirer of Ronald Reagan," she said.

CIA Investigating Rahm Emanuel's "Fishy" Links to Japan

Prescience or mere coincidence? Did the creators of the Obama Fish Burger really have advance knowledge that Barack Obama would choose ardent dead fish lover Rahm Emanuel as White House Chief of Staff? (Emanuel even went so far as to mail a large dead fish to a pollster during a Congressional race some years ago).

According to sources, the CIA is currently investigating possible leaks from Obama headquarters to chefs in Japan. "We don't know what the outcome will be," one source said. "But something sure is fishy."