Saturday, September 6, 2008

Palin Drops Abstinence-Only Stance In Favor of Chastity Belts

Just days after revealing that her teenage daughter, Bristol, is pregnant, Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin announced that she has abandoned her support of abstinence-only sex education in favor of the use of chastity belts exclusively.

In a statement released by Palin through the McCain-Palin campaign, she said: "I really think this should do the trick." Palin reportedly has already purchased four belts for her own household, and dozens more for friends and extended family.